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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023
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nostrilled

the act of having nostrils
"Damn u have some fine nostrilled friends"
by Getmsyt March 4, 2018
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matty's nostrils

Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook
"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"
by Raughy is real April 17, 2017
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Nostril Nipple Shot

A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.
That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.

I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.
by SaucyFartTart69999 October 5, 2022
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