National dick sucking day

On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions

Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.

by Wagnax April 12, 2019

National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017

National suck your boyfriends dick day

On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick

Babe can u suck my dick? Yes it’s national suck your boyfriends dick day

by Sierra cameron May 29, 2021

National give your girlfriend dick day

On may 21st you must give your girlfriend all the dick she wants, no matter what.

Today is National give your girlfriend dick day, are you excited

by dog1010 May 21, 2020

National dick sucking day

may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)

national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?

by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019

National dick pic day

Happens when it is June 25 and your friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!

Did you know about national dick pic day?

by Pro_volleyball June 25, 2021