Nacho Nigger

A racial slur used to describe a person of Mexican heritage.

"Hey, that nacho nigger just stole my bike!"

by dirtygirl75 June 19, 2014

nacho tower

A business or leisure suit worn without a tie.

"Do I need to wear a tie to eat at that restaurant?"

"No, a nacho tower is good enough."

by squeamish June 11, 2006

Hairy Nachos

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.

"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."

by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012

Texas nachos

A plate of Fritos that has been coated by a blast of diarrhea. Originated in the Dallas/Fort Worth area as a practical joke -- "Hey, want to come over to my place for some nachos?" -- and has now become a generic term for unappetizing food or a bad situation in general.

"That sounds about as appealing as a tray of Texas nachos."

by Hilarion October 11, 2020

Forbidden Nachos

The action of using smegma (foreskin cheese) on a tortilla chip to make nachos.

Hey man, I haven’t showered in a few weeks, I think we should make some forbidden nachos.

by Dumpster Juice December 19, 2019

Nacho Bear

1. The best shortest cartoon ever.
2. To pass up a huge bag of sticks and stems for some kush

A:Dude why you ain't get that brick
B:I had to nacho bear it, the shit actually smelled bad not the good bad either

by Mrs.Mr. March 22, 2009

nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015