My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...

Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times

*explains very clearly*

wym

my god

by hirolito October 8, 2023

Oh My God/Lord

Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”

An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.

Boy: Oh my lord…

by braceletowner:) May 22, 2022