Mustache rag

When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.

Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.

by Blunt09 December 23, 2009

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

mustache authority

Derived from an occupy human rights video in which a man steps inside a residence and performs an illegal search and arrest all because he had a mustache that gave others the impression that he held some kind of real authority.

Guy- Man that guy had some real mustache authority going in their house like that in that video
Girl- Dude he didn't even have a mustache...

by B3K4H January 16, 2016

mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh April 29, 2016

mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh April 29, 2016

mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.

Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !

by Gnargomel December 6, 2016

mustache milk

The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner

1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.

You have a little mustache milk leftover.

by Llama dad January 8, 2017