Munchkin

The opposite of a blumpkin.
When a guy is eating a girl out while she's taking a shit.

Tommy gave me my first official munchkin last night. It..was.. AWESOME!

by Thiccthighsavelives08 December 27, 2024

dunk the munchkins

An expression meaning to take a dump

Will you excuse me while I go dunk the munchkins?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Munchkin Princess

An unforgettably adorable ball of fun - most commonly used to describe the girl of one's dream.

Awww you're my munchkin princess!

by slashjammy November 18, 2015

Munchkin

When a woman receives oral sex while taking a shit... the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

“Did ya hear? Phill gave Sarah a munchkin last night!”

by BlumpkinDepartment February 3, 2019

Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024

Glazed Munchkins

When you take a nut video and let that sticky hot jizz sit on the top your balls like a sweet sweet glaze.

“Hey babe I can send you a video of my glazed munchkins if you want and then maybe later I can put them in your mouth.”

by nassenma August 7, 2022

Munchkin

When someone is giving violent head (No tongue, all teeth) whilst the recipient is taking a massive shit.

Eric: Yo dude! My girl decided to give me a munchkin while I was taking the largest shit. Now my dick is all chewed up lol.

by Voidkasu March 7, 2025