Intellectual: Dude I just used the greatest lube ever
Dumbass: What was it?
Intellectual: Motor Oil
Dumbass: Get The Fuck Away From Me
Dumbass: What was it?
Intellectual: Motor Oil
Dumbass: Get The Fuck Away From Me
by BigNig666 May 21, 2018
Not to be confused with the motor boat. The Boat Motor takes place during the act of cunnilingus. When the vagina becomes sufficiently moist the male makes a buzzing sound with his lips, much in the way you would blow into the mouthpiece of a trumpet. For greatest effect, couple with the Tidal Wave.
by The Mighty Pinecone June 23, 2016
Unintentionally farting while walking. A short, but loud fart comes out with each step. So it sounds like a motor boat engine grumbling as you walk.
by Jason Blackwell August 27, 2006
A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.
Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!
Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.
Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!
Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.
Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!
by Urban Dictionary February 17, 2008
A competition in which friends will compete with one another to see who can motor boat a women’s breast first. This is done by putting ones face in between a lady’s breast, shaking your head rapidly from side to side and utilizing your lips to make a noise that resembles a motor. The rules specify that you cannot tell others about the objective of the game.
by Royalty2016 December 13, 2017
"yael's profile pic has someone touching her boob, don't they know that michael's motor boating property?"
by superman201 April 30, 2009
A group of individuals that work in the "motor pool" of a military unit. Said individuals usually reek of low intelligence, normally working there because they had inadequate ASVAB scores. It is commonly believed the average mechanic retains an IQ similar to that of an apple.
"Motor Pool" individuals are quite odd in some facets. For instance, they often times will find contest in just about anything. For example, one could be walking and say to the other "look at that cool rock over there" and the other, if motor pool, might likely respond with "i bet i can lift more of those cool looking rocks than you".
"Motor Pool" personnel also suffer from low self esteem, so they cure this by talking smack to every person they meet, as well as trying to prove their own masculinity to themselves, which they are uncertain of.
Also, while unknown to most, "Motor Pool" personnel also fix motor vehicles, generators, or anything that uses a "motor".
"Motor Pool" individuals are quite odd in some facets. For instance, they often times will find contest in just about anything. For example, one could be walking and say to the other "look at that cool rock over there" and the other, if motor pool, might likely respond with "i bet i can lift more of those cool looking rocks than you".
"Motor Pool" personnel also suffer from low self esteem, so they cure this by talking smack to every person they meet, as well as trying to prove their own masculinity to themselves, which they are uncertain of.
Also, while unknown to most, "Motor Pool" personnel also fix motor vehicles, generators, or anything that uses a "motor".
"Hey man, where you been all morning?"
"Oh I've been arguing with the motor pool over who can bite their finger the longest"
"Oh I've been arguing with the motor pool over who can bite their finger the longest"
by Huck104 July 25, 2008