momma's boy

One who cannot make decessions for himself and has to have his mothers approval no matter right or wrong.
One who needs to hear from or see his mother on a daily basis and definately more then once.
One who will die at the same point and time his mother does because he simply cannot live without her and would be lost in his life as he does not have his mother directing him.
One who would slice the throat of his wife at his mothers request.
One who was born without a doctor present that did not cut the umbilical cord.

Calls mother for the fifth time in ONE day..."mommieeee can you come and wipe my patootie? I forgot how"!
What a momma's boy!

by Carlene Blair September 15, 2006

yo momma

Stupid, it the lady that gave birth to you. You should know that, so I don't know why you are looking it up.

"Yo momma soo fat she stepped on the scale and it said, 'one person at time'."

by Dubbs Weisshaar December 28, 2005

doodoo momma

1.)hood chick
2.)a girl thats ghetto as hell

she is known for having on either or all of these items:
(not every once in a while but like always)

dc's
+big ass earings
+a whole rocawear, babyphat, enyce outfit..lol fxckin ugly
+longg ass acrylic nails
+fake ass jewlry
+bad tracks, braids or is baldheaded.."tacky"

=doodoo momma

by K.Y.S.bxtch April 21, 2009

yo momma

1)A preteen insult that is used by me and all my friends.

2)the perfect way to get dumped.

1)
Kid 1- "My foot hurts"
kid 2- "yo MOMMAs foot hurts!"
Kid 1- *mutters* "fag*
2)
Girl after date- Can we split the bill?
Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill!
Girl- Dude...
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude! *laughs like a fucktard
Girl- Bye
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi!

by argghhh May 8, 2005

moomalicious

Smart, clever, funny, sexy - the whole shebang.

"Damn he's moomalicious!"
"Moomaliciousness is a desirable quality"

by moomalicious February 19, 2003

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

momma slap

gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.

Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?

by spncrm August 1, 2008