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DingleBerry Mist

When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed
Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.
by Mist agent November 23, 2019
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der mist

A German saying for "This Shit" often used in situations where someone messed up or is acting immature.
Keven Kept on yelling "yeet" so billy replyed "der mist"
by A_John_Bolten February 3, 2018
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Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
by mahill23 January 12, 2014
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french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.
Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!
by mcginty February 25, 2015
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mist cord

A discord server full of edaters and active valorant players.
If you do love furries these people might help you on your furry love.
Mist cord defined in a sentence:
Person 1: "hey aren't you in mistcord?
Person 2: "Yea I totally am! Wanna vc and edate while playing valorant?
by MistcordUser November 8, 2021
mugGet the mist cordmug.

golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room
Every room in my house got golden misted.
by GoldenMister February 14, 2022
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Portland Mist

While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut
I gave her the old portland mist after the blazers game last night.
by loliconqueror69 August 29, 2019
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