miracle

Something which has a near-zero chance of happening at any particular time, but thanks to the infinite number of chances, actually happens fairly regularly.

The chance of a cancer patient waking up one day having gone into spontaneous remission is only one in eleventy billion, but it still happens! What a miracle!

by etheranger February 20, 2010

Miracle

Any event that takes place outside of the laws of science and nature.

Moses parted the red sea, a miracle that would echo through the generations.

by cashyjohn August 10, 2010

Miracle Sack

When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.

Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.

Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.

by Col. Sandersen August 14, 2008

Miracle Whipped

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010

Miracle

A person who says " that's gay" all the time.

As Julia Freakishly looked at photos of Finn Wolfhard Miracle whispers " That's Gay"

by Justina Morales February 15, 2018

Three Second Miracle

The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.

Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"

by KeithPhef May 6, 2009

4 20 Miracle

A miracle that only occurs when the clock strikes 420.

In all cases it will regard experiences with marijuana.

the weeds downstairs? It's a 4 20 miracle!

by Dazed Panda March 15, 2011