Miracle Sack

When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.

Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.

Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.

by Col. Sandersen August 14, 2008

Miracle Whipped

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010

Miracle Whip

cum

I cum Miracle Whip

I whip Miracle Cum
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Whip my Miracle cum

by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009

miracle ticket

A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.

by RcChuck September 13, 2013

Hebrew Miracle

A man-made disaster, typically a fire, inflicted upon a small business by the business's owner of Jewish heritage; typically occurs when said business is failing or owner is in debt.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Goldstein's Pharmacy?
Friend 2: Yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
Friend 1: Yep. Word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money's on a Hebrew Miracle.

by LaughFactory07 January 30, 2017

Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW December 1, 2010

miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 17, 2010