Miracle Whipped

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010

Miracle Sack

When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.

Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.

Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.

by Col. Sandersen July 20, 2008

Miracle Whip

cum

I cum Miracle Whip

I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum

by isochronismisms! June 19, 2009

miracle ticket

A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.

by RcChuck September 13, 2013

Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW November 29, 2010

miracle medijuana

legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.

let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.

by cherokee1 May 19, 2009

Mitesh Miracle

A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies that everything we knew is wrong

This new measurement is a Mitesh Miracle

by OSWALD MCGEE March 31, 2021