"Do you not have any mayonaise?"
"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."
"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."
"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010
When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.
Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.
Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.
Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.
by Col. Sandersen July 20, 2008
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by DraculaSneezeFTW November 29, 2010
A man-made disaster, typically a fire, inflicted upon a small business by the business's owner of Jewish heritage; typically occurs when said business is failing or owner is in debt.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Goldstein's Pharmacy?
Friend 2: Yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
Friend 1: Yep. Word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money's on a Hebrew Miracle.
Friend 2: Yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
Friend 1: Yep. Word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money's on a Hebrew Miracle.
by LaughFactory07 January 30, 2017
This new measurement is a Mitesh Miracle
by OSWALD MCGEE March 31, 2021