Voltaire's Mechanized Army

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!

When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.

by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008

Meccha.memes

The worst fucking meme account in existence, clearly anyone can do better.

You don’t want to be meccha.memes now do you?

by Literally everyone else March 27, 2019

Mechanical bull

You are riding a chick. Tell her you have AIDS. Hold on for dear life.

"I was doing the mechanical bull, so that explains the bruises."

by Hot Car1 September 27, 2005

Mechakoopa

A mechanic Koopa made by Iggy Koopa and thrown by Bowser.

Bowser swung under the MECHAKOOPA's path and got bonked on the head.

by Eddie June 5, 2003

mechanicville

The shittiest place you could ever live, typically inhabited by gross rednecks and potheads; many that will never leave and will spend there lives at the american legion and look forward to family day , the most important day of the year there.

Man in bar: where do you live?
Drunk lady: The Shittiest place in the world..
Man: Oh here in mechanicville!!!?

---true story

by btih July 10, 2007

mechanics grip

Holding a deck of cards in the palm of your hand with your thumb resting along one side of the deck, your forefinger on the top edge of the deck, and the rest of your fingers along the other side of the deck from your thumb. Often used to describe an aggressive or suspicious handle on an object.

I was suspicious of Nigel as with his experience, he's probably trying something with his mechanics grip.

by Erik Pederson July 6, 2006

Maschinenfest

A festival for electronic music.
feat: Industrial, Drum'n'Bass, Power Electronics, Ambient, Tekkno (...)
It takes place in Krefeld, Germany.
Because the acts are pretty cool but rare you can meet a very international audience there.

Question: did you enjoy "Maschinenfest" this year?

Answer: All your base are belong to us!!!

by P. L. C. October 30, 2007