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Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).
Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).
Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).
Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
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"Dude, I couldn't decide what I wanted at Taco Bell because three cars lined up behind me in the drive-thru and I started to get menu anxiety"
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