Mental Prostitute

A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.

Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.

by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009

mental kev

That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.

Aye, he turned into a pure mental kev as soon as we hit the town

by PinkJaxx June 3, 2018

Mental Vacation

A mild cerebral hiatus from consciously entertaining expectations from the perilous and numbing things that infiltrate our lives (e.g. bill collectors, crappy jobs, stale relationships, etc). It can last as long as one desires, and, depending on one's skill, can go completely unnoticed.

This work deadline has been the only thing on my mind lately. I think a mental vacation would serve me well.

by CertifiedVibrations October 17, 2008

Mental Whiplash

A serious case of mental confusion that arises when a fashionista decides to wear normal clothes for once, thus making normal clothes wearer's minds go crazy.

Whoa! I just saw Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in normal clothes and experienced mental whiplash!

by Yuppthat'sme November 6, 2011

Mental Suicide

Defined as: When the Brain attempts to devour itself.

The body has a will to go on but the brain have given up and decided to commit Mental Suicide.

by Gregory Grubbs September 15, 2006

mental-map

An individual's visualization of an area based on their known sense of direction.

"mental-mapping"
The act of finding places using visualizations based on an individual's known sense of direction.

"She got to California using her mental-map of the United States since she knew it was somewhere East."

"They were mental-mapping their way to the airport."

by Mr. Allenbach February 25, 2009

Mentally Overweight

Someone who is really smart

Dayum you're mentally overweight!

by IAMHOTTTT12 July 1, 2010