Melbourner

It refers to people who live in Melbourne, Australia

I am a Melbourner

by Melbourner May 3, 2017

Melbourne

A city in Victoria, Australia that is mostly populated by sick cunts. The weather is either cold as all fuck or hotter than Miranda Kerr. The air and water quality is possibly the best in the world, which can also be said for the beaches. Also home to Cloud Nine, the maddest nightclub that is full of mad kents that play the hardest Melbourne bangers. The city is also overflowing with Eshays (commonly known as Lads). Overall, Melbourne is the best scene on the earth.

"Melbourne is the phreshest place on earth. All cities should be like Melbourne"
"That track 'Melbourne Sound' goes off in the club!"
"Melbourne is home to the best underground tracks"
"Check out that siq lad, he must be from Melbourne"

by Mr.Excitement December 29, 2015

Melbourne Ashtray

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.

I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Melbourne Mania

The act of extreme gaslighting and modern day brownshirts creating a socialist gulag. Another word for homosexual.

Anyone still buying into the narrative must have an IQ under 100. These guys(opposite of men) are suffering from an extreme virtue signaling in their rears from their boyfriends, aka the Melbourne Mania

by Melbourne Maniacs January 22, 2022

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by Upholstey Cleaning Melbourne September 9, 2021

Melbourne

A city where the weather is f*cked up. It would be so different today to what it was yesterday and what it will be tomorrow.

Guy 1- Bro Melbourne's weather has been so fucked recently
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!

by The Bont October 8, 2017

Melbourne

The Ohio of weather. Especially in Spring and Summer.

Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 18, 2022