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South-West Melbourne

Another term for the country India, like it’s basically a Code name for Indian Cities.
Aarav: Dude, I come from South-West Melbourne, India. it’s basically a code name for every Indian City. I also heard there’s a South-West Melbourne in Victoria, Australia too. That’s where I’ll be heading, haha!
by NobodySleeks27 October 12, 2025
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Melbourne Stars

The worst cricket club to ever walk the planet. The definition of poverty and choking in 1 franchise. Can’t stay healthy and should be replaced
Girl:“ I’m depressed

Men: ‘At least you don’t support the Melbourne Stars’
by DeshaunWatsonsMassagePalace December 13, 2022
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boxing day - melbourne

a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals
boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals
by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019
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melbourne

town that is little and pretty
man Melbourne is such a beautiful little town
by han bells September 30, 2022
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Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne

Do you want to get rid of your stubborn couch stains? So you have to hire a professional upholstery cleaner. Fresh Upholstery Cleaning is the most growing company in the field of couch cleaning service in Melbourne. Our certificate cleaners assure you of our valuable service and give Effective couch cleaning services in Melbourne. We can remove all types of couch stains with the right chemical at affordable prices. We have many years of experience in couch cleaning services. Our couch cleaners use up-to-date cleaning equipment and a range of eco-friendly products. We are also known to never break the trust of our customers. If you want to know the way of cleaning couch take the benefit of our services on Instagram etc.
Fresh Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne offers fabric or leather couch cleaning, fabric protection and stain removal services aross Melbourne.
by Upholstey Cleaning Melbourne September 9, 2021
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Melbourne

Melbourne is a city in australia in the state of Victoria, it is the crime capital out of all the major cities (except Darwin coz no one gives a shit about Darwin it’s all country land) and is notoriously known for having the longest covid lockdown in human history. Melbourne was once referred to as the most liveable city in the world but has quickly been on a downfall to becoming the Chicago of Australia. The gang violence down here gets worse and worse every month. Going out in the city at night is risky and dangerous. Knife & gun crime are on a rise. Melbourne has a reputation for the most corrupt police officers in the country and the current premier has recently been accused in parliament for corruption. From this perspective your better off moving out
Jake: “aye cuz let’s go on a flight to Melbourne and enjoy our life”

Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”

Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on

“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”
by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023
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Melbourne Ashtray

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.
I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.
by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024
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