Medley Centre

A dead mall located in Rochester, New York, an old abandoned building that’s just sitting there, rotting away.

Originally opened in 1990, as Irondequoit Mall, the mall was a convenient location for hot women to go into Victoria’s Secret to buy some sexy lingerie. The mall started to go downhill in 2000 due to rumors of crime in the area. In 2005, the mall’s name was changed to Medley Centre which at the time, the mall was 80% vacant.

In 2009, the mall shut its doors to customers, which left shoppers sad and miserable, people who loved this mall cried like little babies on their beds all day.

Let’s go get some sexy lingerie at the old Victoria’s Secret at Medley Centre.

by Minecraft1238 September 30, 2018

Nik Caner-medley

The sexiest basketball player ever, with the exception of Juan Dixon who is just better than him (sorry Nik); see "hott" and "sexy"

I want to have sex like rabbits with Nik Caner-Medley.

by bagelmoo January 25, 2004

nik caner-medley

hot as hell. point blank

Nik Caner-Medley is hot as hell

by Jessica February 6, 2004

Medieval massacre

The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.

Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.

by Zac and A. Cash December 18, 2006

medveput

Supporter of Dmitry MEDVEdev and Vladimir PUTin. Miserable crawling loser and mindslave, survived victim of Soviet legacy. First part of the word also refers to the Russian word Medved' (Bear) which is at the same time a symbol of the ruling Pro-Putin Political Party Yedinaya Rossiya (United Russia) and is accidentally just the word having the same stem as the last name of the current Russian (quasi-)President D.Medvedev.

Who are all those people gathered in the Red Square? Russian Communists?
Oh no, they changed their color. Call them Medveputs now. Slaves will be slaves.

by Child of Imminence December 25, 2010

medded

One who is on medication or medicated.

Catie is all medded up on Dayquil.

by Damien Labonte June 11, 2006

medectophobia

The irrational fear (phobia) of an underlying penis shape in the crotch region of clothing. This can be a fear of the actual outline, or the fear that a bunch of the fabric may be in fact indicative of actual real turgid manflesh. It is a perceptual fear, and while there is no causality link between cock bumps and the fear; it is most likely associated between someone's fear of intimate contact in collusion with their hypersensitivity of other's sex organs. They may fear a sexual encounter is imminent if the impression of the penis is visible.

Closeted homosexuals often exhibit medectophobia when witnessing a man in a bikini or bike shorts.

by Gacy the Rape Clown September 30, 2011