Muser

This is what a retarded kid with a lisp would say because he can't say MOTHER.

You muser fucker!

by Tu.Padre August 10, 2018

Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank

Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"

by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009

myusername3598

Goofy ios player who always crashed in pvp

Why does. Myusername3598 crash bc hes plays on a potato

by I run ft 91826 July 7, 2022

maserati

a mythical cocktail made of unknown, or unknowable ingredients. Ordered by skiers after a day on the slopes. The exotic name evokes the sleek Italian sports car. Saying the name makes you think 'fast' and 'delicious'.

Nobody orders a maserati with a beer chaser.
Come up to my place and I'll make us some maseratis.

by AdamanEve October 11, 2005

mauler

see aaron ritchie. He is a mauler

"that ritchies a mauler"

by Ritchie88 January 31, 2005

Mausea

The feeling that washes over you when you realize it's your mother who's making you sick.

"Mother would just not stop - 'when am I gonna get some grandchildren?! When am I gonna get some grandchildren?!' - she harped, inducing yet another gut-churning bout of mausea and ruining a perfectly good bottle of wine."

by Rhonda the Hitchhiker September 19, 2012

Mason Mauger

A guy who is white and very skinny. This person likes to simp, drink budweiser, and ride dirtbikes. Also her is compared to Gilbert Grape

Hey did you Mason Mauger it up last night... because it was pretty rad dude!

by Whoa yeah yeah yeah November 22, 2021