Nasty Martini

1/2 vodka, 1/2 gin, dirtied, double olive, one onion.

"Barkeep! Make me one Nasty Martini!"

"Bartender, I'd like a Martini. Oh, and could you make it Nasty?"

by snix65 January 11, 2013

stirring the martini

Term for female masturbation or Fingering a woman.

She was stirring the martini, while I listened on the phone.

by Wesley H. December 24, 2008

Sean Mackie Martini

A Sean Mackie Martini (AKA a pornstar martini) is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a combination of passion fruit, champagne, vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur and lime juice. This new name came into popularity when the pornstar Sean Mackie named pornstar martinis as his favourite evening beverage.

Friend: "Hey, can you whip me up a Sean Mackie Martini?"
Me: "Ah, I see you're going big tonight."

by Dr. Siv Melman October 15, 2020

blue martini

The Blue Martini – This is the blue toilet bowl cleaner found inside your toilet bowl. This Blue Martini is served best shaken and not stirred. The Dirty Blue Martini is a shit left overnight inside you toilet bowl, however it is served best chilled and stirred not shaken….

Kim invited several of her co-workers that she couldn’t stand. While her co-workers were outside, Kim came inside to mix them up a nice blue martini. Kim went into her cabinets grabbed several martini glasses and proceeded to the bathroom where she dunked the glasses in the toilet bowl. Bottoms up

by Sinner702 June 28, 2011

The Heroin Dirty Martini

When a guy injects heroin into his dick vein and gets an abscess at the injection site. Then, whilst receiving a blow job the abscess ruptured and drains in her mouth before he ejaculates.

“Did you just cum twice?”
“No baby, I just gave you The Heroin Dirty Martini”

by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 13, 2018

Dry Martini

The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.

The fish came back to life after the dry martini.

by I'm Athiest March 18, 2008

The Heroin Dirty Martini

When a man injects herion into the vein in his his dick, and then gets an abscess on the injection site. Then, when he’s getting a blow job and the abscess ruptured and starts draining in her mouth right before he ejacultes in her mouth.

“Did you just cum twice?”
“No, I just gave you the heroin dirty martini”

by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 13, 2018