Sorry, I received an absolutely mammothic amount of work which I have today, so I won't be able to come out.
by TheGifler May 23, 2021

by LadyWolfer May 25, 2019

When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"
by Dr Flailgood November 5, 2021

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by Flecon34 May 21, 2012

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you
C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up
by anonymous August 23, 2025

by Huntebro February 13, 2024
