maddison eades

maddison is a girl who alwyas wanted to impress, sadly her mother got a bit tipsy and decided to turn straight into a fucking truck. ever since this day its been a staple in friend groups and is known worldwide for her ambition to drink while driving. rest in whiskey aleisha.

(near maddison eades residence)
poverty: "hey i think thats where maddison lives!..."

*dead silence*

prince: "lived."

by bigdickniggs September 16, 2025

Toni maddison

The most ugly girl. She is very big headed and believes everything she does is amazing. She likes to think she is funny and sometimes just isn’t. Her sarcasm is to much

That girl is definitely a Toni maddison

by ...Liam... March 30, 2019

A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

by sedski April 26, 2025