by Jeff Murray May 5, 2005

by Selena locklear October 20, 2023

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"
by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024

by The Urbaner's dic(tionary) April 19, 2024

by Samoplush January 13, 2021

What Chick Hicks should have been named, in that he had a shameless/selfish "the end justifies the means" attitude when it came to winning races against Strip Weathers and Lightning McQueen.
If Pixar made a "Cars" character named "Mach-eavelli", would he be a heavy-handed "advocate of evil" in da electric car world??
by QuacksO July 14, 2021

An asian person that most people define as smart but has a dark secret, and that is the fact that he likes little girls, yes he is a lolicon.
by Phonass September 15, 2019
