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The Macguyver

A sexual act involving some jumper cables, a dead hamster, 3 paper clips, 4 gallons of jergens lotion, 2 bicycles without seat, 4 men docking, 3 guys with machine guns, 4 machetes and a piece of bubble gum
Bro we got the crew together and pulled The Macguyver last night.
by Louzealand August 6, 2008
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Penis Mcgyver

The only gang in the uber upper class town of Palos Verdes. You can recognize them by the dance sessions they have to a capella versions of the Ghostbusters theme.
Oh shit, there are the Penis Mcgyvers. I can't believe they got the shit kicked out of them in De Portola park.
by wienerofleadr July 15, 2009
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Macguyver Tits

i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.
i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."
by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010
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Rat Mcgyver

A person who engages in unfair, cheap, or dishonest behavior in a crafty or clever manner. A Scoundrel, See also Mcgyver
Eddie hid the Ace of Spades in his sleeve while we were playing poker and scammed me out of 500 bucks. What a little Rat Mcgyver!
by Blake Stanger June 7, 2005
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mcgyver smoker

A person who smokes marijuana so much they have gotten used to improvising the tools they use to smoke such as an apple a corksrew and a swim mask
dude, you're suppose to know how to fix this shit your a mcgyver smoker
by Snake 06 June 1, 2006
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MacGayver

To use a combination of MacGyver-like and homosexual skills (playbill collecting, dress making, make-overs) to get out of any situation.

This can include using a single stick of gum to repair a dress on the red carpet, turning a hungover girlfriend into a presentable hottie by re-fashioning her scarf in to a slutty top or sashaying past a long entrance line at any club.
I got a single ticket in the 2nd mezzanine for the Lady GaGa concert but my girlfriends are going to be down in the orchestra. I'm going to have to MacGayver my way done there somehow...
by the_Dilley November 25, 2009
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I am so McGyver

I fixed the flat tire with a hot dog! I am so McGyver!
by THE OLD FAZULE December 30, 2011
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