Munchkin wank

A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.

Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.

by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010

Munchkin

A cool dude

Girl: I wanna fuck munchkin

by Btec autism October 7, 2018

Ass Muncher/Munchkins

niggers, black niggas of dookie sludge fun

That nigger over there is really slurping hay sludge(shit) or Ass Muncher/Munchkins.

by Sludge Muncher March 11, 2021

Munchkin

The opposite of a blumpkin.
When a guy is eating a girl out while she's taking a shit.

Tommy gave me my first official munchkin last night. It..was.. AWESOME!

by Thiccthighsavelives08 December 27, 2024

dunk the munchkins

An expression meaning to take a dump

Will you excuse me while I go dunk the munchkins?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Munchkin

When someone is giving violent head (No tongue, all teeth) whilst the recipient is taking a massive shit.

Eric: Yo dude! My girl decided to give me a munchkin while I was taking the largest shit. Now my dick is all chewed up lol.

by Voidkasu March 7, 2025

Munchkin

A munchkin is someone who is so adorable and cute.

“omg look at colin he’s such a munchkin”
“omg yes you’re right he’s so adorable”

by joemamavagina420 March 12, 2023