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Muhammad dammit

Often used to express emotion about an imaginary person. Muhammad dammit means to say that something was funny, surprising, or crazy.
Person 1: *Drops a bucket of paint on third floor.*

Person 2: Muhammad dammit! Watch out, you almost dropped that on me!

Person 1: Hey, don't say that! That hurts my feelings! I'm gonna hit you because my "religion of peace" says to do it to non believers.

Person 2: I'd like to see you try.

Person 1: *Punches like a pussy ass little girl.*

Person 2: *Pimp slaps the cunt pedo worshiper.*

Person 3: Islamophobia!

Person 2: He tried to hit me first.

Person 3: It's his right you islamophobe! #freepaleshit

Person 2: SMH I'm sorry your parents dropped you when you were a baby.

Person 3: Duh I want to be like Muhammad. Where the kids at?
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
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Muhammad Daniel Zakuan Bin Tajuddin

He is very cute, handsome, charming, smart, and intelligent but lazy at the same time. He is very loyal to his girlfriend Nadhirah and would cherish her until the end. Daniel is the name of the angel while zakuan is the name of the devil. He is both kind and bad. He will be kind to all people but beware of his evilness.
Wow, i wish i could have Muhammad Daniel Zakuan Bin Tajuddin as my boo
by dhiniel September 7, 2022
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Muhammad and Melissa

2 great lovers who are guaranteed to love each other forever
for love, for example, you'll always see Muhammad and Melissa being together. making out
by Marco de lobo May 30, 2023
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Prophet Muhammad

Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.

Image of Muhammad included.
Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?

Person 2: Muhammad

Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
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Muhammad

Muhammad is very quiet at first but once you become friends with him he is nothing but quiet he plays sport if hes a black Muhammad, im talking hell shit on you in basketball and soccer and any sport you want, you name it swimming tennis ANYTHING. if you find a Muhammad make sure you cherish him, and if you find you a Muhammad make sure to keep him
"U have Muhammad as a friend???? Lucky MF"
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Muhammad Sha7een 3bdelnabi 3bdelra7man

Basically, a person who claims his name isn't really that, but his name is in fact Muhammad Sha7een 3bdelnabi 3bdelra7man and we love him and are so proud of him for being himself
girl 1: oh my god is that Muhammad sha7een 3bdelnabi 3bdelra7man 3bdel3zeem?

girl 2: YAS GIRL I LOVE MUHAMMAD SHA7EEN 3BDELNAMI 3BDELRA7MAN 3BDEL3ZEEM I WANNA GIVE HIM ALL THE HEAD IN THE WORLD.
boy 1: same girls, same.
by abadanakaloo November 23, 2023
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