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Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland
I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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motorcycle-complaining

Three people are sitting on a motorcycle while the other is driving and the other two are fucking each other with a slight curvature of the SIXTY NINE position eating ass and dicks. Usually used for three gay guys.
"Damn you got me hard watching you both motorcycle-complaining" Jack (The Big Booty Dumptruck)
"Shut the hell up before I eat your ass"
by Do(r)cking March 10, 2023
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024
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motorcycling

to go on a motorcycle ride with your besties
“i went motorcycling with john last week
by dan-yell May 15, 2021
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Motorcycle Boy

A smoking hot dude(usually fictional) with chiseled jawline, abs, deep eyes, and enough mommy issues for 3 sequels.
1)365 days
2)culpa mia
3)maxton hall
3)through your window
4)random guy on fyp
All have motorcycle boys
by Idfuckmyself January 2, 2025
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motorcycling

to go on a motorcycle ride with your besties
“i went motorcycling with john last week
by dan-yell May 15, 2021
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Motorcycle

The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting
Why drive a fucking car when you can be badass and use motorcycles.
by Knmagor October 31, 2022
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