tin-a mortis Is where you have so many tins of beer, completely cooked and drunk, you pass out sitting up while still holding your tin with a death claw. Similar to Rigor Mortis.
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by maddie collins January 31, 2007
Get the Morticia mug.the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead
The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007
Get the rigor mortis mug.Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.
Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.
If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.
If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.
Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009
Get the Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome mug.When you get drunk, but insted of sleeping you pretend you are not drunk and stay up all night watching late night T.V.
by daniel greene January 24, 2007
Get the morthiny mug."Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.
"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
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