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Neill Morrison

Noun: Diligent middle aged man with a beard and no motorcycles. Allergic to cats and Elliott Keen.
Stop being such a Neill Morrison and let's go home already.
by Grindrboi August 28, 2021
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Morrison

To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth
"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.
by Olio bandito November 28, 2021
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sarah morrison

A girl who is kind and beautiful and smart very smart she picks weird freinds and is weird herself she is shy at first but once she opens up to you she is the most amazing person ever she is funny and if you meet her never let her go because she is the only one like her
Guy: I met the most amazing girl
Other guy: yeah you must have met Sarah Morrison
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Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.
"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!
by ballsacklord November 15, 2021
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Colin morrison

Faggot that brags about his snap score and thinks he is cool because he hangs out with Colin Babcock. He loves 8th grade girls and he thinks he’s going to get laid whenever he hangs out with a girl. Has a stash of unopened condoms from all the times he hasn’t gotten laid
Hey look it’s that skinny freckled retard Colin morrison!
by CC guns💪🏻 October 2, 2019
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Morrison

A bloke that hides in the toilet when a female that he is absolutely terrified of walks into the room.
Morrison went to the toilet for 40mins when she appeared.
by Nicola69 May 15, 2025
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