Milwaukee Monsoon

n. An abhorrently abrasive and base sexual act that consist of inserting a shaken bottle of any Miller product up the anus of a sexual partner just before climax. After the bottle is inserted and the bottles contents are emptied into the anus the perpetrator then quickly put's their mouth to the anus to drink the fount. It is the suggestion of the author that any person wishing to execute the Milwaukee Monsoon should:
a. Have a bottle of any miller product hidden out of sight, easy to access with out disturbing sexual intercourse, but open and ready to be shaken and then inserted once the time comes.
b. Smack the back side of the reciever to disguise the sound of the bottle being shaken while the thumb is placed in the mouth of the bottle.
c. Timing is everything!! Once the bottle's removed the beer will spray in a monsoon fashion and there is NO time to lose!!! Get your mouth down there as soon as the bottle has been removed.

"Dude, Can I have one of these MGD's for later.. I'm going to give what's her face a Milwaukee Monsoon!!"

by Jables McGrables November 4, 2006

milwaukee handshake

the act of you or your partner inserting a small dildo into your urethra.

i can't find my PDA stylus. did you make someone give you a milwaukee handshake again?

by itsnotfrench May 23, 2008

Milwaukee Brewers

Bud Selig's shitty team. He robbed the taxpayers to build a stadium for a crappy, fan-less team.

The Brewers Suck

by Baseballer March 28, 2004

Milwaukee Pickle

Is where you catch yours or someone elses solid turd, then freeze it in the freezer, then bang your old lady with it.

I gave my whore ex wife a milwaukee pickle in Kentucky.

by Bored Sarge October 17, 2006

milwaukee turn

US Roads: Signal to other drivers an intent to turn right, switch to the shoulder lane, but instead of turning, one drives through the intersection, and merges back into the driving lane, usually cutting off traffic in the process.

That goober just did a milwaukee turn and cut me off!!

by winny314 September 8, 2019

Milwaukee Boys

The hardest shit you’ll ever be apart of. it’s more than a brotherhood.. it’s a lifestyle. Say one wrong thing about them, and you’re over

Don’t fuck with the Milwaukee Boys

by don’t.test.me. May 8, 2018

Lost in milwaukee

Having spent a weekend under the influence of multiple drugs and simultaneously having sucked numerous men’s penises.

“Hey man, I heard Virginia did a shit load of drugs and got down on her knees at Josh’s party this weekend”
“Yah, that bitch totally got lost in Milwaukee”

by Pile of trash October 17, 2017