Clam lo mein

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.

Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.

by Freshboi May 17, 2021

Mein Teil

Mein Teil is a controvertial song made by German Metal band rammstein, the song is one of the singles from the album Reise, Reise (2004) and is about the Armin Meiwes, the songs alternative title is " Die Kanniballenlied " (the cannibal song).

Person one: "have you heard of the song mein teil?
Person two: "yeah its a good rammstein song"

by rzk4 September 12, 2022

lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole

She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.

by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022

Mein Banu

Both German and Afghan, describing 'my special one' and 'my life long'. Someone who you love beyond the multi-verse.

I love Mein Banu times infinity plus one.

by Wisdom of Lan November 12, 2018

Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

by kingwinstonluvr7 July 19, 2023

Mein Kampf

I think it's some stupid Lego game or smth I dunno I don't play Tetris.

guy 1: Hallo Bruder, möchtest du ein bisschen Mein Kampf spielen?

guy 2: Ja Bruder Mein Kampf ist mein Lieblingsspiel

by Eyyyyyyyylmao July 19, 2021

back alley lo mein

When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.

Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?

Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?

Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.

by KingPhene February 04, 2024