mechanical keyboard

Something that the Best of the Best use to game in the glorious PC Master Race

PCMR : I got a mechanical keyboard
Peasant : Cool Consoles are better

by gevo_1 October 3, 2016

stupid mechanic

A moron that works on cars that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.

The stupid mechanic said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio.

grounded out, shorted out, must be a short, loose wire, stupid tech

by estebansux September 29, 2011

mechanical diarrhea

A mess of old mechanical items and parts from various machines like automobiles, computers, appliances, and other things found in junkyards.

Look at this mechanical diarrhea on the ground!

by Doctor WTF October 7, 2021

quantum mechanics

iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)

(This is how the average conversation about quantum mechanics generally goes:)

Person 1: Omg like literally iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Right! Lmao it's just ∂Ψ(x,t)=Ae^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 1: Exactly! And iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=iℏ⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂t)=ℏωAe^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 2: Hahaha! -ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Yeah and it's like -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Bro I was thinking the same thing, as soon as she walked in my mind just went (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m⋅Ae^(i(kx-ωt))= -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Pfffftttt!!! (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m=ℏω
Person 2: Lol yeah man, great shit right there... So anyway, how's Jack?

by wugugugug May 6, 2021

Heart Mechanic

Someone who fixes a broken heart. Usually also heart mechanics tend to get left and be lonely.

“I’m a heart mechanic. She uses me, and when she feels better she leaves.”

by Marvin Cruz April 10, 2019

mechanic door

To stick your thumb in a butt hole in a clockwise motion than proceed to pull out in a counter clockwise motion.

Bobby and I were getting bored watching Joe dirt 2 until he mechanic doored me back to reality.

by VoltaWolfVolta November 13, 2016

Hyperdimensional Mechanics

Hyperdimensional Mechanics are a framework theory and hypothesis that seeks to study how atoms, frequencies and other physical and extraphysical elements woyld behave at hyperdimensional and extradimensional level, that is, outside the dimension where we live and the interaction between dimensions as well. Hyperdimensional mechanics seeks to create a bridge and connection between extraphysical mechanics, multiverse theory, hyperdimensional physics and string theory, but mainly between extraphysical mechanics and multiverse theory.

"Hyperdimensional mechanics is an interesting field for be developed inside physics, futhermore, it might take some time until it start to be developed and even tested in practice, even hyperdimensional mechanics are part of post-empirical sciences since multiverse theory and extraphysical mechanics are purely post-empirical, but still valid study areas even being considered as non-scientific by some of people."

by Full Monteirism May 3, 2021