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f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.

It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.

Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"

John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.

Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"

John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
by Unfortunately_Human February 9, 2021
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Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
by zhymaa November 9, 2021
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TG Measurement

The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.
Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.
by MonkeyB95 October 1, 2023
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The L measurement

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019
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w.a measurement

A measurement western Australia’s shark fisherman to use measure sharks.
Eg. 1 normal meter would equal 2m as a w.a measurement.
Jamie “did you see my tiger? It’s was 14.3”

Callum “ yeah but that’s in w.a measurements yiu lying cunt.
by Thekingofsharking November 21, 2021
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w.a measurement

A measurement Western Australian shark fisherman use to measure there sharks.
Eg. 1m would equal 2m in a w.a measurement.
Jamie “hey guys, did you see my 4.3m tiger?”

Callum “yeah, but that’s w.a measurement so it doesn’t really count”
by Thesharkgod November 30, 2021
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measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015
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