The completely and utterly delusional, laughably pathetic and farcical method of calculation by which the petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy unconscionably inflates his shamefully diminutive and dwarfish short stature.
Microscopic turbo-manlet: I'm 5ft4 - let's round that up to 5ft5. If I stand on my tippy toes, then I'm 5ft6. Plus, when I wear my favorite pair of high heels, I'm 5ft8. So that's basically 5ft10. If I now translate that into guy height, then I'm 6ft tall - finally a big boy (starts crying). Towering manmore: Just lol at you and your manlet mathematics. That's nothing more than spurious and elflike mental gymnastics. Manlets, when will they learn?
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For most educated folks, who lack the intelligence or training to solving math contests and olympiad questions, these mathematical toughies are off-putting or repugnant to them.
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How much mathematical remains or remnants would you have left behind after you’d journeyed to the other side of eternity?
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Guesstimate how many mathematical frauds make it bigly in the publishing industry worldwide every year.
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Ge Jun, currently the president of the affiliated middle school of Nanjing Normal University, called him "Mathematics Emperor" on the Internet, and the candidates dubbed him "Uncle Ge". According to the candidates, the proposition is quite difficult and requires candidates to have strong logical thinking ability and comprehensive ability to analyze problems. The questions attracted the hot discussion of many candidates and parents in the form of their high difficulty, and quickly became popular on the Internet.
Later, Ge Jun clarified that he was only involved in making the exam questions in Gaokao in Jiangsu Province , China.
Ge Jun, currently the president of the affiliated middle school of Nanjing Normal University, called him "Mathematics Emperor" on the Internet, and the candidates dubbed him "Uncle Ge". According to the candidates, the proposition is quite difficult and requires candidates to have strong logical thinking ability and comprehensive ability to analyze problems. The questions attracted the hot discussion of many candidates and parents in the form of their high difficulty, and quickly became popular on the Internet.
Later, Ge Jun clarified that he was only involved in making the exam questions in Gaokao in Jiangsu Province , China.
Student 1: Who made the fucking difficult questions in the math exam?
Student 2: Definitely the Mathematics Emperor, no doubt!
Student 2: Definitely the Mathematics Emperor, no doubt!
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According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
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