the maria is when a man takes his dick and balls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no dick but a hairy pussy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes
by jay machinegun May 25, 2007
The most amazing example of a person ever. The most beautiful girl in the world! She's beautiful, funny and perfect in every way possible. Everyone wishes they had a Maria. I have a Maria. She is everything to me.
*Maria walks past*
By-stander 1 - Wow! Look at that perfectly beautiful lady walking past.. I would do anything for her.. I wish she could be mine..
By-stander 2 - Oh she is.. She's such a Maria
By-stander 1 - Wow! Look at that perfectly beautiful lady walking past.. I would do anything for her.. I wish she could be mine..
By-stander 2 - Oh she is.. She's such a Maria
by M Brom August 22, 2009
Maria is very kind. On the outside she looks shy, but on the inside she is strong! Maria is very easy to fool. She is not very popular, but she is a great leader. You should pay attention to her. She can be a future famous.
by Goodnames764 January 06, 2022
A person who is very sweet and is practically a cat lady. They tend to do a thumbs up when they are feeling awkward or do not know what to do. She would definitely listen to your problems regardless of how long it will take.
by Xiaocomehome July 10, 2021
She is the best because she is kind, intelligent, glamorous, thoughtful, cunning and above all humble.
If you want to became a Maria just be a drama queen. Don't be a drag, just be a queen.
Lover of memes and dried flowers.
The queen of glamor and failure.
Worthy of mention and crown.
He is never happy but he always seems to, nothing goes wrong.
Don't say anything, just hit like.
If you want to became a Maria just be a drama queen. Don't be a drag, just be a queen.
Lover of memes and dried flowers.
The queen of glamor and failure.
Worthy of mention and crown.
He is never happy but he always seems to, nothing goes wrong.
Don't say anything, just hit like.
You're such a Maria, maldita alimaña!
Today I feel glamouros maybe because I'm becoming a Maria
Wow, nice meme I will give you the Maria certificate
Today I feel glamouros maybe because I'm becoming a Maria
Wow, nice meme I will give you the Maria certificate
by La Toho May 07, 2020
Maria is talented, gorgeous, sweet and shy
She looks like a real life disney princess. Her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, she has everyone hypnotized with her beauty.
She has a small group of friends, she doesn't let anyone come into her world but if you've already entered then you're lucky. Maria is a bit reserved, shy and it's hard to get close to her, you need to show that she can trust you.
Maria loves help others and always tries to be the best form of herself.
Many boys will fall with love with her, but she is hard to get.
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
She looks like a real life disney princess. Her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, she has everyone hypnotized with her beauty.
She has a small group of friends, she doesn't let anyone come into her world but if you've already entered then you're lucky. Maria is a bit reserved, shy and it's hard to get close to her, you need to show that she can trust you.
Maria loves help others and always tries to be the best form of herself.
Many boys will fall with love with her, but she is hard to get.
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
by Annewithlove November 21, 2021