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Fisherman's lunchbox

A sexual maneuver that involves the male (the fisherman) double penetrating (or DP) the female with both his male member in one orifice, and a frozen piece of squid in the other.
Friend A: Do you know that girl over there?
Friend B: Know her, I pulled a fisherman's lunchbox on her last week.
by knowledgeable fellow November 19, 2013
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Open The Lunchbox

To Emit Wind From Anus
God damm it who opened the lunchbox .
Lookout I gotta open the lunchbox
by Harassedhusband February 18, 2011
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Irish Lunchbox

(verb)- To put an apple in the mouth, and pour milk in the vaginal area, before sexual intercourse, to loosen up and lubricate.
Baby im gonna give you the old irish lunchbox if you play your cards right.
by a_man_with_no_arms September 26, 2006
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Japanese Lunchbox

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.
Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She was none to pleased, to say the least. Then we got slaked.
by cunt rage March 28, 2016
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pirate's lunchbox

This can also be used to denote a lunch that is completely stolen, generally for school aged children. When someone takes various items from other's lunches to compose their own lunch, their lunch is then referred to as a pirate's lunch. Pirate's lunchbox can also be used.
James goes around the back of the classroom during recess stealing other childrens food. When they get to lunch, some children might notice that they are missing items, and that James is now in possession of them. They might refer to his lunch as a Pirate's lunchbox.
by Timothy Eastman May 13, 2005
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Lazarus Lunchbox

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.
The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”
by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010
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Square Lunchbox

A term which is used to suggest or indicate that a woman is a lesbian.
Hey Mike, have you heard that Susan packs a square lunchbox? I know, I was looking foward to asking her out on Tuesday. Looks like I'll be forever alone.
by SpookyGhoul April 13, 2011
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