LOL

The acronym which stands for 'licking orifices lately'. Often used by people to determine the exact number of orifices someone has licked over the period of approximately 2 weeks.

tom: "hey brian have you been LOL?"
brian: "yeah tom i do that every day haha LOL"

by Dr. Aurif Islika, PhD March 19, 2023

~lol~

A person drowning if you look closely.

Hey look this needs swimming lessons ~lol~

by Doughnut <3 February 27, 2023

lol

you know what this means

X: I am in crippling depression and I'm losing my house

Y: haha lol

by ILikeDefinitionsALot October 12, 2023

lol

A qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and thus hopes that adding the word "lol" will convey a tone of facetiousness, which is often not discernible in netspeak.

Johnson: Hey Timothy, last night I shat in your mother's vagina and farted in her mouth, after which I proceeded to masturbate on her face and urinate all over her body lol.
Timothy: Haha, oh Johnson, you never fail to amuse me.
Johnson: I wasn't kidding, lol.

by Tone, like from the Freakout December 15, 2008

LOL!

laughing out loud
1337 talk

OMFG YOUR FUNNY!!! LOL!!!!!!

by GSK September 4, 2005

LOL

A term often seen in text messages, typically used when the sendee is too polite to tell the sender what they really feel about them or generally written in the absence of personality. Very contagious phrase. Lol.

message sender 1: Hey. Lol. How are you?
message sender 2: Good. Lol
message sender 1: Lol
message sender 2: Lol

by Phyllis Birkenfloyd February 4, 2009

lol

Back when chat was invented, believe it or not, the meaning of lol was nothing more than Lamer On Line, so most elite guys would use that too alert others and make fun of lamers without their knowledge, course lamers not knowing that, did not understand the meaning and quickly it became known to be Laughting Out Loud, score one for the lamers... :) all this happened when text was king and the net a mirage...like i said...believe it or not.

see: lamer

Lammer> This coversation channel sux and you all stupid.
Ruler> lol

by Watson May 13, 2005