Lapdance Lizzo, is a name for a girl most likely named Liz that does Lapdances regularly. She is most likely seen with (on) an other girl. Even though she says she isn’t a lesbian everyone knows she is. The name can be given to anyone who fits the description.
by Thabestgalevah April 21, 2023
Get the Lapdance Lizzo mug.When a woman says that Lizzo is gorgeous, stunning, and beautiful. However, she gets highly offended whenever she is told that she looks like Lizzo.
Person 1: What do you think of Lizzo?
Woman: She is so beautiful!
Person 1: You actually look like Lizzo.
Woman: Ewww! How dare you!
(That's the Lizzo Paradox for ya)
Woman: She is so beautiful!
Person 1: You actually look like Lizzo.
Woman: Ewww! How dare you!
(That's the Lizzo Paradox for ya)
by Oblong Schlong January 16, 2024
Get the The Lizzo Paradox mug.by gossip _ girl October 15, 2017
Get the tra da li liaoor mug.Dude 1: "My girl's droppin' a lizzo (or load) in the bizzo (or bathroom) before we gizzo (or go).
Dude 2: "Fo rizzo (or real)?"
Dude 1: "Fo rizzo!"
Dude 2: "Fo rizzo (or real)?"
Dude 1: "Fo rizzo!"
by EdMyerR September 16, 2023
Get the Droppin' a lizzo mug."You did what? LUH FI LIOOANU!!!!"
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