Roger: omg have you’ve seen that girl Lisa?
Mark: nah she looks like trash
Roger: wtf you mean she’s hot
Mark: nah she looks like trash
Roger: wtf you mean she’s hot
by partyomo October 4, 2017

A judgemental cunt. Does not care about anyone but herself. She's nosy, and loves to talk about everyone and everything. She thinks she is the mayor of her town. She has no consideration. She's actually one of the worst people on the planet.
by marissa1234567890 May 27, 2017

Lisa is really dense and clueless. Even though she is, she's a very fun and great person to be around. Her laugh is really funny and pleasant to hear, you will have the best moments with Lisa. She will make the weirdest noises and sounds but it all comes out funny in the end. She's a really great freestyle dancer and when she puts in her effort, she can dance to anything. She is a huge fan girl when it comes to things that she really likes and she tends to be pretty short. When trying new things, she will be scared at first and not try it but id you're persistent enough, she will force herself to join.
by smeldey May 30, 2019

is a hoe
by lisatheunicornllama October 2, 2015

A girl who is seriously delusional and is cursed with never having a real relationship at any point in her life. She has many issues and a terrible temper, completely submissive, borderlined mentally retarded and is a terrible cook. Unable to give a decent blowjob, so bad in fact that one can actually be turned off when receiving one. Has delusions of grandeur and self worth. Also may currently have a loveless marriage.
by ortesk November 13, 2014

Lisa is a backstabbing bitch. She is a major red flag and should NOT be trusted. She fakes everything and lies about everyone. Turns you against people and makes people passed at you. DO NOT TRUST!!!!! Literally such a mf hoe that no one loves.
by Iwilrapeyouinursleep May 4, 2022

by Real men love their Lisa May 17, 2012
