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How a librarian acts.
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by OMGcookie April 26, 2011
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libertarian

Libertarians are a bunch of failed Reagan-era Republicans and Conservatives who despise the poor and working classes while constantly praising the ground that the so-called "free market" walks on.

At their best, they're conservatives, at their worst, they're anarcho-capitalists who want to see the poor suffer and eventually die off.

Libertarians constantly praise the free market and seem to believe that companies are somehow incapable of any form of wrongdoing and that everybody should go to them for help.

They want to privatize everything from law enforcement (mercenary police) to even national defense (private armies). They also want to dispose of any and all forms of social welfare, an action that will kill many people, make many more homeless, and leave countless without any form of health insurance.

They want to see society return to its original tribalist form, where no civilization existed and there were no forms of organization, basically turning back the clock on human social progression.
by Super Thicc February 11, 2017
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bleeding-heart libertarian

Someone who claims to be a libertarian but believes that all manner of silly left-wing statist beliefs are an integral part of libertarianism.
Some bleeding-heart libertarian told me that "slut shaming" was the equivalent of going on a killing spree in a shopping mall and that I needed to "check my privilege."
by lawlster May 17, 2014
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lesbrarian

From the english words lesbian and librarian, meaning a bookish, quiet, studious type of lesbian
Judging from that wool scarf, brown pants, green sweater and trendy glasses, I'd say she's a lesbrarian.
by Clarencea November 17, 2005
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Libertarians-in-Somalia

The act of giving a party exactly what they ask for, with the intent to demonstrate flaws. Taken from the idea that if Libertarians, who claim to want almost no governmental control, were made to live in Somalia, an actual near-lawless state, they would change their views.
Letting my son stay up as long as he wants is like Libertarians in Somalia: everything he claims to want, and it's killing him.

My son wouldn't drop his insistence at a later bedtime, so I adopted a Libertarians-in-Somalia approach. He always goes to bed on time now.
by FranklySpeaking June 13, 2013
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Librarianism

When one has sexual fantasies about books. During the day.
I'm gonna get dirty with 'Religion in Contemporary Japan.' You're librarianism is off the charts.
by Librarian Barian Starian March 16, 2009
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Social Libertarianism

Social libertarianism is the belief in independence from government or state control that is advocated for by libertarians without the individualistic orientation associated with traditional libertarianism. Many social libertarians believe that small, non-hierarchical community councils are better than large-scale representative governance.
Afraid of the social stigmas associated with the term "anarchism," they referred to their beliefs as social libertarianism.
by adamdouze September 24, 2009
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