Me.
And you. (:
And you. (:
“Mom I’m a lesbian, I don’t like guys.”
Emily: “omg you’re lesbian? you don’t like me right?”
Me: “no, i don’t like u. just because i like non-men doesn’t mean i like EVERY non-man.”
Emily: “omg you’re lesbian? you don’t like me right?”
Me: “no, i don’t like u. just because i like non-men doesn’t mean i like EVERY non-man.”
by soveryslay November 20, 2022

by lunarailmepls November 22, 2020

Girls who sexually prefer other girls. Can also be said to guys that the girl doesn't like so as to ease the pain. And unless your lucky they won't let you watch them make out or let your horny ass join
My sister's been having lesbian sex for 2 hours.
by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021

Me: Dude! That bitch Sam is a lesbian!
Friend: How do you know? Maybe she's curious...
Me: No, she always humps other girl dogs.
Ba dum pssh.
(True story about my dog...)
Friend: How do you know? Maybe she's curious...
Me: No, she always humps other girl dogs.
Ba dum pssh.
(True story about my dog...)
by Ben L. July 20, 2008

Bambi : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Uh hey Bambi!
Jenna : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Why are all these girls are winking at me?
Kiersten : Probally cause I told everyone your a Lesbian pretty funny huh!
Kaylee : You Stupid Bitch! How could you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee (wink)
Kiersten : Oh Steve you silly boo Kaylee is a Lesbian!
Steve : O Really I just didn't know sorry!
Kaylee : Kiersten SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vanessa : Hey Kaylee! Mmm we should hook up sometime! (wink)
Kaylee : GOD DAMN"T IM NOT A LESBIAN!
Kaylee : Uh hey Bambi!
Jenna : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Why are all these girls are winking at me?
Kiersten : Probally cause I told everyone your a Lesbian pretty funny huh!
Kaylee : You Stupid Bitch! How could you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee (wink)
Kiersten : Oh Steve you silly boo Kaylee is a Lesbian!
Steve : O Really I just didn't know sorry!
Kaylee : Kiersten SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vanessa : Hey Kaylee! Mmm we should hook up sometime! (wink)
Kaylee : GOD DAMN"T IM NOT A LESBIAN!
by SlopNChop June 16, 2018
