Leaky Mouth Motha Fucka

Some one who talks extremely to much, this person can't even hold water inside their mouth from talking way to much.

Lil Nae Nae: Guess what girl, your boyfriend got this girl pregnant.
Shundra: Let me call this fool.
Tyrone: Hello
Shundra: Did you really get a girl pregnant.
Tyrone: Lil Nae Nae a leaky mouth motha fucka.

by Mac78 January 16, 2012

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Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS)

Leaky Lid Syndrom (LLS), is the experience of having your morning java drip slowly drip down on to the hand grasping your coffee cup, due to the failure of the coffee lid not sealing the brim of the cup 100%. They symptoms of which cause the individual to experience feelings of exasperation, murderous rage towards the cup/lid manufacturer, and to subsequently hold their arm out at an extended angle, while inspecting the condition of their pants & shoes.

While walking out of the coffee shop, I experienced the worst case of Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS), and had to return home to change into a new pair of jeans.

by Incalculable Accountant March 26, 2015

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Leaky Leg Cream Pie

When you fuck the hole in an obese persons leg that forms when pressure is trying to get out. Commonly called Leaky Leg.

Rickywayne had to douche his leg after getting a Leaky Leg Cream Pie

by CroppingBeef February 13, 2011

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Leaky Canoe

An older woman that has lost partial control of her bladder and other bodily functions.

Poor Janice, after having 3 kids she’s become a bit of a leaky canoe. Now she buys depends in bulk at Costco.

by Swoods_e December 17, 2017

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Leaky Lopez

When someone gets too drunk to use the restroom and just pisses themself.

James: “Yo dude, Billy said he had to take a piss before knocking out.”

Andrew: “It’s alright, I put a diaper on him before we left so he can just pull a Leaky Lopez.”

by EvocativeDog February 14, 2023

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