Depresso latte

When life gives you lemons you need to get yourself a Depresso latte.

A drink for the emotionally unstable.

Cmon mate let’s get you a Depresso latte and cheer you up.

See Adam over there he looks like he could use a Depresso latte right about now the lil bitch.

by Beth Putin May 16, 2022

late not latte

not latte

He's late not latte. Not latte.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Bush latte

Short for, the greatest beer ever.

Can I have a Bush Latte?

by MinocquaFuck May 31, 2021

authentic latte

A Dunkin' Donuts latte; don't be fooled by other imitators

I went to Dunkin' Donuts and got an authentic latte, Starbucks is overpriced and fake

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

Pussy Latte

A pussy stimulated by caffeinated saliva. This is the result of manual and/or oral foreplay, post-coffee consumption.

see also: Cock Latte

After we got back from the coffee shop, I gave her a wicked flavorful pussy latte, and woke that pussy up.

by ginger snap and furious July 16, 2008

Chai Latte

A really gross drink from Starbucks that is also really popular for some reason. It's got tea, coffee, black pepper and cinnamon. How anyone thought that was a good mix is beyond me.

Bob: Hi I'd like to try a chai latte please
Barista: Sure coming up!

*Bob takes a sip*
Bob: Ugh! That's disgusting! People actually pay money for this!? How is this even popular!?

by mrperson123 August 31, 2017

Chemo-latte

An Advanced Form Of The Term "Chemo"
A chemo-latte is basically someone who pretends/tries to be both an emo and chav both at the same time but being slighty overpassive and gets caught up in their own world of their self-ego

Steve: hey scott how are you
Scott: I iz fine bruv but i feel a little bit lonely and self afflicting due to my sick rage which iz in my cage bruv, you know wat i iz chattin' about!
Steve: Shut up scott, you chemo-latte, and stop wearing eye-liner!

by Alternate Darkness April 5, 2009