late night hookups

late night hookups: its when you want to 'hookup' or 'spit game' to a 'hoe' to get knowledge before its time to do the damn thing in the morning .

late night hookups are when - you 'holler' - another word you can use that means to call a person of similar interest to your domain for whatever it is that you are choosing to do with them, despite if your a kind sir or a pedophile of cultural influenza or just a normal guy. The main point is that you are contacting the person or individual of interest when it is after normal hours of daylight .

by captain fishnet blouse remover October 30, 2013

Late Night

When two or more people meet up any time after 9:30 (or any time after their parents go to sleep) for the sole purpose of smoking a marijuana cigar/cigarette.

Mike - Yo you trying to late night tonight?
Trent - Yeah most def son I just gotta wait till my parents fall asleep or I'll be grounded.
Mike - Sounds like a plan meet me outside.

by Mike Dinizzle February 9, 2009

Late night cut

Having sex late at night

Late night cut leaves you more relaxed at night

by vivmm June 2, 2012

late night

homosexual men who hang out late at night

Look at them late night ones

by Reginald Johnson September 16, 2003

late night nose blowing

aka masturbation

"What are you doing up"
"Oh, umm, I was just blowing my nose"

alas, late night nose blowing

by sdhfnvusdknl August 19, 2008

late night player

A Funky Musician

"damn, that band were some serious late night players!"

by The Pocket November 21, 2013

late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015