moot lashes

i dont give a fuck

ur dick covered in moot lashes

by wilfred tit alot October 23, 2011

Tongue Lashed

Much like pussy whipped, where the man does whatever the girl asks just because he's gettin some, only this version hes only gettin kisses.

Much like Zach.

<zach> aww man shes so hott! i do anything for her. damn, shes got me pussy whipped.

<jordan> naw dude, you gotta GET the pussy to BE pussy whipped! your more like, Tongue Lashed.

Zach pwn't

by K!ds !n EmEr!cA! October 16, 2008

tongue lash

1.) Act of cunnilingus.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.

1.) He was munching the beaver slapping his tongue around.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.

4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.

5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.

by djsee4 December 17, 2009

cal lash

when an individual whips out their cal (cock) and slaps/hits another individual with it.

Sit down before i give you some cal lash boi.

by cal_juice November 24, 2022

hyper-lash

A full blown, no holds barred, booze-laden party.

Mick Liddleton: "Looks like we're on for a hyper-lash tonight lads. CHAMPAGNE!!!"

by Goffrey Clayton April 14, 2014

Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019

Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012