fat lard

What my boyfriend's cat is

"Yo mah dude look at this cat he's such a fat lard"

by Titty munch August 24, 2017

lard ass

fucking fat ass that cant run or participate in gym class with out having to stop the first 3 minutes

Avery : dude, Mathew get up you lard ass
Mathew : i can its too hard

by @zzhole May 13, 2015

lard can

A can of lard. A fatass that you kick around the street.

that friggin lard can stole my twinkie...bitch!

by Rae October 02, 2004

security lard

Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."

by NonPC Fox February 06, 2009

Lard Rock

(Lame + Hard Rock) A new genre of music associated to bands that have a hard rock sound, yet have pussified lyrics and tones. It's always disguised as hard rock music and then the singer turns it into a puddle of diarrhea. Sometimes, it's just terrible rock music to begin with. Often confused with emo related music.

A Conversation Between Two Naive Rock Fans

Charlie: Wow, I've been listening to some new Lard Rock on Z-100. It's amazing!

Tom: Yeah, those two Nickelback songs "Someday" and "How You Remind Me" sound nothing alike!

Charlie: TOTALLY!!!!!! WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC!!!!

Tom: YEAH!!!!!! Put in some Limp Bizkit and let's ROCK!!! Girls love them!!

Nickelback, Creed, Godsmack, Fuel, Staind, Puddle Of Mudd, Cold, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit........you get the picture.

by Ben Jammin Ash September 09, 2006

Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 05, 2004

Lard Ass

Adam Richmond from the show Man Vs. Food on the Travel Channel.

damn, did you see Adam Richmond eat that massive omlette? what a Lard Ass

by NeroToxin June 22, 2010