Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.

I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.

by KingJx212 November 1, 2021

Launch the Beast

A powerful catch phrase with the ability to tell everyone in the surrounding area that something amazing is about to happen. When you launch the beast the phrase has to be said to let everyone know that the beast is being launched and this will get everyone watching. Commonly used right before a bungee jump.

Holy shit check out that guy hes about to launch the beast!

by Rambo Jambo June 14, 2010

launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

launch party

A large party used for celebrating the new team or era

"Can we talk later I have to go celebrate the new team at a launch party. "

by Angelina Carter November 27, 2016

Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.

Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"

by Joka June 1, 2023

shuttle launch

When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.

Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.

by McNiggason May 19, 2015

launch

Colloquial term in Australian English

NOUN: LAUNCH
1. Any type of informal gathering, involving the consumption of alcoholic beverages, with the overarching goal of becoming drunk
VERB: TO LAUNCH
1. to partake in a launch
2. to reach the state of being drunk

(As a 'noun'): "Mate, are you gonna be at the launch this weekend?"
(As a 'verb'):
1: We are gonna be launching this weekend...get ready.
2: I've launched, bro, i can't drink anymore.

by DuTcH DoG August 7, 2022