an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face
wow that kristian is such a cunt
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Kristian was once a poor little boy.Now he is a handsome fuckboy.Everybody is jealous of Kristian and wants to look just like him cause he gets all bitches.
Person 1:Look there is Kristian.
Person 2:Yeah…U want to fuck him so badly.
Person 1:Same!
by Nuggetboi126 July 24, 2022
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He is the real king savage and he’s very sexy and cool and he owns everyone because he is king savage. He is also god
Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior
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Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior
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A man who has a micro penis and an intense sexual attraction for vegans and liberals
Oh no, I am turning into a Kristian Uremovic!
by Japan101 March 2, 2021
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Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “sorry, I’m very committed to my baby girl”
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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