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Kristian

Kristian is an amazing guy, He’s really sweet and loving once you get to know him. He’s funny and everything you could ever ask for. He has a big ass heart and is willing to always help you no matter what.
wow i wish i had a kristian
by kronywony July 13, 2022
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Kristian

A tender ass chopped nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , overall a great loving person but cant stop getting played , great basketball player so everything cancels out , still a great boyfriend also
Kristian js got cheated on for the 7th time
by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025
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kristian is the type of person to want to have sex with his closest friends and record it while jerking off, but kristian isn’t only a faggot he is also a dumb unintelligent fuck that likes to get pipped down by middle aged men that live in basements.
Black group: I want you on all fours at the edge of the bed
Kristian: no balls you won’t but in me
by the Nigga that fucked yo girl February 18, 2019
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an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face
wow that kristian is such a cunt
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Commonly mistaken for Tristan, Kristian's are known for harbouring an alter ego which comes out every time they pass a mirror. Although you must beware as they are known scone snatchers!! They are also Grandmas favourite cousin, but only issue is ... she thinks its Tristan.
Is that Tristan?
No!!
Sorry I mean Kristian!
by Granny54321 March 21, 2023
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Kristiane

Kristiane is a short person who doesn't touch alcohol and likes the elderly men in the school
Kristiane did you sleep with the teacher again?
by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022
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kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row
oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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