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You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
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Neopolitan Knickers

When you take off your birds panties to see that she has three colours, red,yellow and brown, the same colours of the ice cream..
Tracey love what's going on, your knickers are the same colour as neopolitan ice cream, you have some manky neopolitan knickers there love..
by ukbiggz July 21, 2025
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sarah's knickers

sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
Proper 2 week old crusty skids that need a good go on a cheese grater before putting them on a boil wash.
Can also be found waving out of a featherbed lane flat window to keep her tick list from catching up with her.
sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
mugGet the sarah's knickersmug.

Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.
"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"
by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013
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knicker fat

Knicker fat: I.e when your cock juggling thunder cunt of a friend lee calls you knicker fat when on a night out.
Rachel: hey Lee
Lee: fuck off knicker fat
by Knicker fat June 1, 2016
mugGet the knicker fatmug.

Knickers

A word that sounds racist as fuck but is actually an english word for small shorts that usually women wear
Girl: Dad I found some knickers today
Dad: What the hell did you say!?
Girl: Yeah knickers, see (pulls up picture)
Dad: Oh you had me scared I thought you said something else
by Djjosh128 April 4, 2021
mugGet the Knickersmug.

fishy knickered

The sensation a woman feels when sexually excited at the presence of a man.
The way I was dancing in that club last night, all the birds were fishy knickered.
by British Gash September 6, 2015
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