Kenneth

A kenneth is a person who is messy, ugly, and stupid. You never hope that a kenneth is around.

Look over there! It's a Kenneth! Don't look at it!

by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019

Kenneth

is very gay and will try to suck you dry like a vacuum. He will not stop sucking you until you nut in his tight stinky brown hole

run,very fast like African kids going to water and food

Kenneth was sucking me dry then i had to nut in his stinky ass cheeks. Whatever you do if you find a Kenny runaway as fast as possible and don't look back.

by KENNYISPRETTYGAY February 21, 2019

Kenneth

Someone who claims they will abstain, but inevitably end up balls deep.

I came home from work one day expecting to finish the bottle of Jack Daniels i had started on the night before, but was unpleasantly surprised to find that my roommate Steve had pulled a Kenneth on me.

by TheRealJohnCena69 January 15, 2017

kenneth

kenneth is a mutha fukkin badass that gives girls the best orgasms with his very large dick

i love kenneth

by orgasmic69in October 8, 2019

Kenneth Parnell

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.

dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Kenneth

A total dickhead. He'll play you like he never cared about you. He'll be nice to you for a couple days, then snap your heart right in half. DON'T fall for a Kenneth.

"Kenneth is such a dick, I don't see how girls fall for him." "I know right! He's such a player!"

by madiepaige December 18, 2018

Kenneth

He is very gay gay and has a SHRIMP DICK he is vey bad in bed duck Kenneth

That Kenneth last night did not do good in bed

by Kenneth is a faggot November 19, 2017