Kelvin is god
Kelvin better than anybody
Kelvin is more handsome than u
Don't try to challenge me
U will fuck up
Kelvin better than anybody
Kelvin is more handsome than u
Don't try to challenge me
U will fuck up
by Fuck the rules November 22, 2021
Get the kelvinmug. 
Someone with an unbelievably small penis, and still watches Cbeebies at his parents, and is the most Incredibly gayest nigga on planet earth
Kyle: Hey do you see that dude?
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin
Josh: Lol yeah that's true
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin
Josh: Lol yeah that's true
by Tthebigdigboi March 18, 2019
Get the Kelvinmug. 